When I was a kid, my parents had me take Tae Kwon Do to learn how to protect myself because they were concerned that a girl couldn't take care of herself without training. It was my 11th birthday and I decided to take the green belt test on my birthday to celebrate. I passed the test and was feeling really full of myself, so when my brother came up to me to walk home with me (I lived 4 blocks from the school) I thought I'd be a bully and try to pick a fight. He told me to stop, but I wouldn't. I kept pushing him and shoving him. Finally he got tired of it and tripped me and sat on me. I tried to get up, but he held me down. I thought this was embarrassing enough, a green belt Tae Kwon Do student beaten by a guy with no training, but it got worse. He started untying the strings on my uniform. I yelled at him to stop, but he continued. He then pulled my pants down and yanked my shirt off. My face was burning red, and I could see all these people around me who knew me from school, Tae Kwon Do and from the neighborhood looking on in bemusement. It was then I remembered the truly embarrassing thing: I had wore mismatched kid underwear! I was wearing a pink training bra and white Care Bear Underoos! My brother just laughed, then made a comment that brought me to tears: "Hey, sis, it's your birthday, why don't we show off your birthday suit?" I started crying uncontrollably and begged him not to do it, and finally he let it slide. He walked away from the scene: carrying my clothes! I had to sprint home the 4 blocks in my embarrassing underwear in front of what seemed like everyone I ever knew. My brother had already got home when I made it there, but I knew my parents were planning a surprise party, so I tried to sneak in so they wouldn't notice me until I had a chance to get some clothes back on. Apparently my brother had planned for this as he told my parents that I might try to come in through the back door. They were all there, and there was nothing I could do, so I bit the bullet and opened the door. "Surprise!" they all yelled as I tried to cover myself as best I could. There was a hushed silence and some turned away in embarrassment. My mother, looking very embarrassed and ashamed said, "What happened to you, honey?" Humiliated, I told her everything, still standing in my care bear panties and training bra. My mother stifled a laugh when I was through and told me to go upstairs and put some clothes on. Just as I hit the stairs, I was looking at the crowd of people for my party and noticed MY CRUSH WAS THERE TO SEE THE WHOLE THING! TOTAL HUMILIATION!