I am going to do it, I want it and I am going to get it while she is out of town...
Oh so you are the April fool huh?
Divorce your wife and just go all gay she deserves better than you, she may expect you to fuck around with a woman, but when she finds you sucking and having your asshole pounded, your shit will hit the fan.
How do you know this #1. Did that happen to you and your wife sent you packing? You sound like someone with experience and this is not an April Fool joke.
Ur wife maybe going out of town to have her fantasy fulfilled, maybe get fucked n swallow some cum
I am also a married guy, I do not find men attractive and I love women. But I have once sucked off another guy. It was amazing. You don't have to "go gay" forever.
It's not cheating. Only counts as cheating in my book if the other person is competition for my wife. I'm not going to leave her for a guy so it's not cheating.