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I was with my friend at the mall and she dared me to go use the mens bathroom. Not in a stall, a urinal. Before I went in I decided how to do this. I would go in, take of my pants and panties, and hoist myself up, no problem. I went in and luckily, no one except me and my friend were there. She hid in a stall, but made sure she could tell wether or not I was really doing it. I did exactly as I planned. As I'm holding myself up peeing, my boyfriend and all his friends walk in. OMG I just ran out into the mall, with no clothes on! OMG I was so embarrassed!

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# 1981 - by Anonymous / October 28, 2004
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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 28, 2004 at 11:48 PM

You're to dumb to have a boy friend.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 29, 2004 at 10:11 AM

<I>"You're to dumb to have a boyfriend."</I>
Well, as long as you brought up "dumb"....
First,the good news, you got the contraction "You're" correct!
This is the <I>contracted</I> form of "you are", and you used it well, spelled it correctly and everything!
<I>Then</I>, however, you use the <I>incorrect</I> form of the adverb <I>"to"</I&g t;.... What you want is the word <I>to<b>o</b></I>. "Too", in this case, means an excessive degree: <I> - "You are <u>too</u> dumb <u>to</u> have a boyfriend."</I> -
There is always sufficient paint for the pot to call the kettle black.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 29, 2004 at 11:54 PM

And just think, you spent 32 and 1/2 years in school just so you could correct somebodys grammer. you should be very proud.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2004 at 3:11 AM

Why if it isn't little miss perfection.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2004 at 5:46 AM

The issue, to make it clear to the functionally obtuse or recalcitrant dissembler, is N-O-T perfection.

It IS the propensity for hypocrisy displayed by the initial response -
Oh, wait - I'm addressing the whited sepulcher - - in other words, junior, be sure you have your waterwings on before jumping into the pool.

Otherwise you will quickly find yourself out of your depth, as you have so thoroughly proven.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2004 at 7:52 AM

"miss perfection" here(which, by the way, should have been CAPITALIZED), as inane and contrived the original post might have been - you nailed it.
I was <I>most definitely</I> taking exception to the hypocrisy of the first response.
Regardless of my "32 and 1/2 years of education" (or otherwise), as far as I am concerned, hypocrisy beats inanity in the race of stupidity every time. When I can hoist a "whited sepulcher" (good one) upon their own petard, I will <I>gleefully</I> do so.
If the shoe fits, wear it.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 31, 2004 at 12:28 AM

All that education, and you spend your time reading and replying to a bumbass board like this. What a loser.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 31, 2004 at 4:24 AM

<I>"bumbass board."..."loser".< /I>

Yep. You are right. The shoe fits.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 2, 2004 at 12:53 AM

Are you that girls mother?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 2, 2004 at 10:30 AM

I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames BEFORE they were married...you are so dumb blondes tell jokes about YOU. You are so stupid even single cell organisms outscore you on IQ tests....
Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grasp on reality and have descended into total lunacy. If you are going to say something that ignorant, you should at least fake a stroke. You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it bounces back. you bop it again and forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates, unused in a corner. Then one day, you throw it away.
Now, go curl up under your rock and continue chewing on your toenails.
No, I'm not her mother.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 2, 2004 at 1:36 PM

WOW, I think somebody has pissed this cunt off.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 4, 2005 at 1:16 PM

I like it ........... hehehehe You have style.

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