While i love my husband Peter i hate my life as it is, My son,Chris does very little except eat and have psychotic episodes claiming he has an evil monkey living in his closet, My daughter Meg is so god damned ugly she'll never mary, My son Stewart has a grossly mishapen head it looks like a damned football, The dog Brian keeps wanting to hump me, And as for Peter my husband he has the mind of a child and drives me insane despite the very kinky sex, So i'm leaving him and my kids for my neighbour Glen who is an airline pilot and totaly floats my boat in a very sexual way even when he gets me to dress as a horse i love it soooo much, Thanks for reading my woes. Lois Griffen