There's a relly pretty woman that works in our office (Jackie). I've been thinking about asking her out, but I blew all chances the other day.
I was in our storage area organizing boxes, files, etc. I had been by myself, so I started ripping the farts.
I had this huge fart, followed by smaller, shorter ones. All of a sudden I hear Jackie say, "Are you about done playing the ass trumpet?"
I was soo embarrassed!