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I'm a 60 year old truck driver. The other day me and some other truckers were in the yard chawin skoal and scratchin our butts.
Well, my suspenders broke, and the straps ripped off my shirt. My pants dropped down to my ankles. I was standing there, buck nakid, with my HAIRY, pimple pussing ass showing my "W" tattoos on each cheek (So when I bend over, it says "WOW"), and my 200 pound greasy food beer belly hanging out. Everyone saw my penis.
Wow, was my face red.

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# 1993 - by Anonymous / November 13, 2004
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by Anonymous on Nov 13, 2004 at 8:08 AM

Did everyone leer and make excited puffing sounds?
If so, you have found your audience.
Actually, you are probably ahead of the curve. I hear that if the teamsters are successful in helping Kerry get elected, they will insist on making partially nude runs mandatory.
A rather disturbing thought, but what are ya gonna do?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 14, 2004 at 11:36 AM

That was really funny...good one

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 17, 2004 at 3:01 AM

If your ass is that HAIRY, maybe it should have ben "MW", for MOW.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 23, 2004 at 8:28 AM

Hey, it's me again. After I brought my rig bag to yard at the end of the run, I hopped on my Harley to go home.
I pulled the throttle back, and it stuck! I was going so fast, the wind ripped my overalls off. I was going down the highway, and everyone saw my penis. Wow was my face red!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 23, 2004 at 11:46 AM

Hey dummy everbody knows that a harley won't run long enough to go that fast.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 14, 2005 at 6:52 AM

your face is always red because its embarassing to see such a little thing.

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