I kill people for a living.

Once a long time ago I killed one person for fun. I got caught. I had a good lawyer and I was only sentenced to 5 years and got out in two. My parole was done in another 3 years and then that same good lawyer got my record expunged a few years later. So I joined the service and trained to be a sniper. I did that for 20 years. I can't tell you how many I killed as a sniper. Regs prohibit that for now. But I can tell you that I came in my pants every time.

So when I got out I was a bit distraught. You see I missed killing people. It was fun. So after going a few years cold turkey I found an ad for a part time executioner. I had to go through all kinds of psych evaluations just like when I joined the service to become a sniper. But those were old hat with me. Turns out I am more sane than the people administering the test (tee-hee).

So now I execute people. I do several a year. Of course it's not as much fun to pull a switch as it is to pull a trigger but at least I get to kill people and get paid for it and I still cum in my pants when I do. I think people should find work they enjoy doing and I think employers should hire people who enjoy their work, don't you??