I feel a little guilty writing about this, but I need to get it off of my chest..

I was in bed with my boyfriend, sleeping, when I heard him get up and quickly leave the room. Thinking nothing of it, I rolled over and was going to go back to sleep. Unfortunately, I felt a squish under my back and jolted up. That's when the smell hit me... When I flipped the light on, I could see that he had apparently gotten up, moved the covers off, and puked all over the bed and I somehow managed to sleep right through it (and lay in it). I tried to get into the bathroom, but the door was locked (I realized later he had diarrhea as well), so I cleaned myself up in the kitchen sink. He was still in there when I came back, so I changed the sheets and brought a bucket into the bedroom.

He's been puking and shitting all day and the smell in this room is horrid. I love him and I know this is harder on him than on me, but... Ew.