I was hanging out on Sunday with a few friends, my girlfriend and my 16 year old cousin. We were all drinking, smoking weed and eventually the conversation went towards sex. At some point in the conversation, I told my cousin that he can't please a woman as well as I can and that he still needs to grow to be like me. Me and him went back and forth a little bit, until my cousin said "so let's whip em out and compare". In my mind I was laughing at him, I'm 3 and a half years older, taller and over all bigger, I mean my cousin barely has any facial hair. With that said I agreed to compare and told my girlfriend to get a ruler to measure, I honestly expected to be about at least 2 inches bigger than him.

Once we dropped our pants and boxers I and everyone else in the room saw my cousin was the clear winner. My girlfriends measured both of us he was over 7 inches long, while I was close to 5.5". I was embarrassed and probably turned red as everyone laughed at me. My cousin said something about him being more of a man than me and for the most part everyone moved onto something else. We hung out for a little bit more and then split up.

While I was walking my girlfriend home she was really quiet. I asked her whats wrong she said nothing. But right before I dropped her off by her house she said "How come you told me you were 6 inches long and today only measured up 5??" I said something to her that it had to do with alcohol. She said good night and went inside. I haven't spoken to her since.