I had to go out of town for business one time, and flew across the U.S. I stayed in a really nice hotel in the middle of nowhere, and there was only ever one other car in the parking lot. I never saw a maid, and rarely even saw the front desk clerk on the way out. It was like staying in an abandoned hotel, and I got pretty used to the feeling.

One of the meetings I was supposed to attend was canceled on the day I was supposed to fly out. They told me not to worry about it, to relax and enjoy myself before I flew out that afternoon. There was literally nothing to do in the town, so I rented a movie and lounged about. I was miles away from home and my wife, and feeling lonely by the time the movie had ended, so I grabbed my laptop and surfed the web for some porn. Since I knew the hotel was abandoned, I cranked up the sound and enjoyed myself. I must have went after it for twenty to thirty minutes watching various videos and enjoying myself.

Just as I was in the midst of my orgasm, I glanced up and saw the made standing in the doorway. She was a fat old white trash woman with her eyes glued to my dick as I shot my load. I immediately jumped up off the bed and shot a bit across the carpet and some on the television. I wrapped myself up in the bed sheet and apologized.

She didn't say a word. She just shut the door and left, and I eventually boarded the plane and never saw her again. Talk about embarrassed though.