In the church I attend, ea ch Sunday they pass out visitor cards to first timers. There are several groups that visit these guest during the week to discuss their interest and hopefully get them to join.
Our preacher took the visitor card of this beautiful single lady and went to her home. He rand the doorbell and knocked but got no response. So he took one of his business cards and wrote on the back, Rev 3:20, and slid it under the door. Finding the card the young lady turned to Rev 3:20 and read, "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock; if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me".
Well, the following Sunday when the collection plate was returned the preacher was surprised to find his business card returned. He looked at it and the young lady had written, Gen 3:10. The preacher, not really sure just what that scripture said, turned to it in his Bible. He read to himself, "Gen 3"10: I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked, and I hid myself".
So, believe in the Bible and confess with thy mouth that Jesus is God and thy shall be saved. Amen!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 23, 2014 at 7:16 PM

LOL! Sucketh my big fat dick! So sayeth me unto to thee. BOB 10:4

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 24, 2014 at 5:02 AM

Bob, do not...under any circumstances Mock God. I see what you're saying though

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 27, 2014 at 6:01 PM

I thought this to be pretty cute. I even searched the Bible and that is exactly what it says. These verses were no made up.

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by Anonymous on Apr 27, 2014 at 11:43 PM

You should join the church of satan. Ill suck your cock so good and let you fuck my tight little pussy. I bet you taste delicious

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 27, 2014 at 11:47 PM

Don't tell Bob what to do. Fuck your god. He didn't write that book of control mongering. Assholes who want to live off the poor and the destitute wrote that shit pile.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 28, 2014 at 3:13 AM

Mocking God? God is a mockery! I can't believe that in this day and age, any rational human being would believe in fairy tales. Christian mythology belongs on the same shelf with all of the other myths. There's no satan either btw, but I'll still fuck your pussy #4. Bob

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by Anonymous on Apr 28, 2014 at 6:28 PM

No God? No Satan? You, a heathen, an atheist, read Psalms 115, the whole Chapter but especially verses 1 through 7. That is a good example of you. You say you don't believe in God. I disagree. How cane you say He doesn't exist if you don'y believe that He is God? Believe with your heart and confess with your mouth that He is Lord and you can be saved. God loves us all. I'd much rather live my life believing there is a God and when I die I learn there isn't than to live my life believing there isn't a God and when I die discover there is.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 28, 2014 at 10:32 PM

I wish there was a way to rub it someone's face if there is nothing after death. How fun.

Now take your bullshit man-written book and fuck off before Satan gives me the ability to piss down your neck through the internet.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 29, 2014 at 9:37 PM

Hail satan

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 30, 2014 at 1:23 AM

Reject false icons. Hail Santa!!!

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