okay i know some of the words are spelled wrong but you get the picture
So I went back to the bathroom, put on a towel and went to my room to put my clothes on and go have some fun. The End.
No thats boring so you slowly play with yourself ...
You walk around naked and go outside and go door 2 door asking if someone has seen your clothes. You find a sick pervert like you!
Then the phone rang shrilly as someone knocked basso profundo at the door just as the cat pissed cataracts on the floor the bird shredly escaped it's cage in a provacative manner chasing a huge lime green moth that flew in the French windows, broken by an escaped lunatic nine-year-old Hindu boy, who later proved to be the illegitimate love-child of the psych tech who had, by this time, broken down the door, answered the phone and spoke to his mother, who was the Hindu boy's mother....behind her, someone shouted "FIRE!" as the cat, the bird, the moth,and the Hindu boy dashed out thru the shattered door and mingled into a parade that just happened by, waving flags, beating on drums and blowing tubas.