I'm 13 and last month I was on vacation in Honduras. It was actually a cruise so I was only there for a couple hours. So my family decided we would just hang by the beach. BAD IDEA!!
Well there was this pier set out not too far from the shore. The pier itself was about 4 feet above the water level. So whenever I jumped off the pier into the water, I had to swim alllllllllll the way back to shore and then walk back down to the pier. Then I saw a guy who was obviously a native just climb back up the pier with incredible ease, and I thought, oh, I can do that - I'm strong!
So I jump off the pier, and then start climbing. About halfway up, I got stuck. And who should come to help but that guy. And I suddenly realize how HOT he is! He helped me up with a lot of effort (I was still halfway under the pier!) and then as if I wasn't already embarassed enough, well, he only spoke Spanish. I tried to say Nice to meet you and ended up saying Thanks very much. He spoke soooooooo fast it was awful!
And then, well, turns out there are JELLYFISH in the water. And one just HAD to sting me. Right on the leg... and these jellyfish are clear, you can't really see them. So I'm out there just minding my own business, and this jellyfish stings me on the back of the leg. I literally LEVITATED like 4 feet and started screaming. While the hot guy watched! As if it wasn't bad enough already, well, there are two things that can neutralize the acid from a jellyfish sting: vinegar and pee. Luckily there was a bathroom nearby.
I look back on that day and laugh SO hard. It was probably one of the most humiliating days in my life. And I haven't seen or heard of the Honduras Hottie ever since.
Well there was this pier set out not too far from the shore. The pier itself was about 4 feet above the water level. So whenever I jumped off the pier into the water, I had to swim alllllllllll the way back to shore and then walk back down to the pier. Then I saw a guy who was obviously a native just climb back up the pier with incredible ease, and I thought, oh, I can do that - I'm strong!
So I jump off the pier, and then start climbing. About halfway up, I got stuck. And who should come to help but that guy. And I suddenly realize how HOT he is! He helped me up with a lot of effort (I was still halfway under the pier!) and then as if I wasn't already embarassed enough, well, he only spoke Spanish. I tried to say Nice to meet you and ended up saying Thanks very much. He spoke soooooooo fast it was awful!
And then, well, turns out there are JELLYFISH in the water. And one just HAD to sting me. Right on the leg... and these jellyfish are clear, you can't really see them. So I'm out there just minding my own business, and this jellyfish stings me on the back of the leg. I literally LEVITATED like 4 feet and started screaming. While the hot guy watched! As if it wasn't bad enough already, well, there are two things that can neutralize the acid from a jellyfish sting: vinegar and pee. Luckily there was a bathroom nearby.
I look back on that day and laugh SO hard. It was probably one of the most humiliating days in my life. And I haven't seen or heard of the Honduras Hottie ever since.
