Well I was so feeling it when my older cousin invited me to her wedding. I was the ring bearer and I was really excited cuz I knew a lot of nice girls would be there! I dressed up real fancy that day wit nice ruffles and I put a nice red rose in my shirt pocket to give no the finest girl.
there.Well, when it was time for me to go up I was really day-dreaming and I missed my cue.The wedding went on though the bride saw the aisle was empty so she thought it was time for her to go so she went down the aisle. Well then I wake up and I am like oh no!!So I went right to the aisle without thinking and decided to walk behind the bride and play it like I had meant to get on the aisle right then.
Well everything was going pretty good until I step right on the brides long flowing dress while winking at one girl there.I hit the ground so hard that I twisted my ankle. My ankle twisting was such a pain and a surprise that I ended up peeing in my 300$ 3 piece suit!And then when the groom had to help me up, the whole room knew of my little acident! The girl I was winking at was in hysterics wit her friends! To make matters worse, the janitor had to come by and mop down the whole aisle bafore the flower girl went down!
Could this day get any worse? Yeah! The Bride was so disgusted in me for ruining the wedding, she only let me go in a couple of the wedding pics!!!!
there.Well, when it was time for me to go up I was really day-dreaming and I missed my cue.The wedding went on though the bride saw the aisle was empty so she thought it was time for her to go so she went down the aisle. Well then I wake up and I am like oh no!!So I went right to the aisle without thinking and decided to walk behind the bride and play it like I had meant to get on the aisle right then.
Well everything was going pretty good until I step right on the brides long flowing dress while winking at one girl there.I hit the ground so hard that I twisted my ankle. My ankle twisting was such a pain and a surprise that I ended up peeing in my 300$ 3 piece suit!And then when the groom had to help me up, the whole room knew of my little acident! The girl I was winking at was in hysterics wit her friends! To make matters worse, the janitor had to come by and mop down the whole aisle bafore the flower girl went down!
Could this day get any worse? Yeah! The Bride was so disgusted in me for ruining the wedding, she only let me go in a couple of the wedding pics!!!!


