When I was younger I tried getting out of a ticket when I was pulled over by slipping my bra off and opening a few buttons. I thought maybe it would work and I would just get off with a warning. After the license and registration routine he asked me step out of the car and wanted to know if I had been drinking. I told him no and was now a little embarrassed as I had not planned on being on the side of the road without a bra on. After a few more questions he asked me if I had just come from a party or something like that and I could see his eyes darting downward often. I told him no and decided to come clean with him telling him I had removed my bra in the hopes that it would get me off on a warning. He actually laughed at me and told me that he usually gives warnings to just about anybody speeding as long as they are not going some absurd speed over the limit. So you must be going to college up here as your about 200 miles from the address on your license?? I told him yes I was and it was my something year, why I threw that in I am not sure. So he asked me a few more questions then he looked up and down the road and then back at me and asked if I was going slow down and take speeding a little more serious. I told him yes and thanked him for the advice. He handed my stuff back to me and I began walking around my car to get in when he told me that the next time he caught me speeding there would be no warning.
So as you can guess I was driving along about a month later and was not watching my speed when suddenly in my rearview mirror I saw flashing lights. I pulled over and had my hand up to my forehead thinking what an idiot I was to not be watching my speed closer. The same cop walked up to my car and smiled down at me, well how are you this evening miss?? I am okay sir and smiled at him. He looked at me and told me that he had pulled me over about a month ago for the same thing and asked why I thought that I should not get a ticket this time. I told him there was no reason and I was just not thinking. There was a tense moment of silence then he finally smiled at me and said well at least you did not remove any clothes this time, I laughed a little bit and was sitting there wondering how much this was going to cost me.