Whoever posted the fart story is just telling the truth. Really, all us guys enjoy ripping them in public, around friends, cover our wife's head with the blanket, etc.
Remember the campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles."?
One can say it's gross, but it's a reality.
Farting is like masturbation. Whoever says they don't do either is lying to you.

On a final note, pull my finger!!