I'm a school teacher and in my first week teaching one of my students gave me a farting sweet - I had a double period with them so about an hour and a half later I felt my stomach start to groan as the gas built up and pushed its way out...I tried to hold it, but as I was writing on the board, somone was messing around behind me - I turn my head just in time to see one of the kids fire a catapult, miss who he was aiming at and it hit me slap bang right in between my two butt cheeks.

I lost control of my gas and it was LOUD - The class was in stitchs!

Later I found out who gave me the gas sweet and kept him behind after the class, I was shouting at him and without feeling it coming I let out another massive thundering fart.

He was fighting not to laugh, but I felt more gas building up and blasted out another noisy fart... so I screamed "get out now!" at him, as I bent forward ripping another LOUD one. He ran out the class room, and I just sat on my chair crying with embarrassment as another long loud FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT! !!
went blasting through my aching butt cheeks, vibrating the chair and echoeing the sound across the hall. I never was able to stop Farting that day no matter how hard I tried. It was the worst day of my teaching life I've had.