I'm male, and gay I guess, because I like getting it from another guy. Yesterday afternoon my guy friend who is also my neighbor, that lives two places down the road from me called, said he was going into town and would stop if I wanted him to. I wanted him to, so took a quick shower and put on a pair of girls black panties, and just as I walked into the living room there was a knock on the front door. I knew it was him so just said come on in. The door opened and in stepped a county deputy, I was standing in full view, his face got as red as mine. He started to say what he was there for when in walked my friend. He looked at me, then at the deputy, the deputy was looking at him, they both looked at me, my friend walked out, the deputy said what he was there for was to sopiena me to appear for a peleminary hearing on something I had witnessed, he handed me the papers and quickly left. I heard my friend tell him he had just stopped by to see why he was there. When he came back in the house and got what he'd come for, he said I don't think he'll put two and two toghther, anyway I hope he don't, he's my brother in law. I know when I appear in court there is going to be some whispering and grinning between the deputies.