I stayed in a hotel last week to go to a freind's wedding. Well, I got pretty drunk at the reception. When I got back to my room, a sudden naughty horny feeling came over me, and I decided to scoot the armchair away from the wall. I took my dress and underwear off, and squatted down on the carpet where the chair had been and just let it go. My bladder was achingly full from all the beer and I must have peed for a full minute. It made a huge puddle on the carpet. I pushed the chair back over it to hide the mess and went to bed to pleasure myself, but was so buzzing drunk I think I just fell asleep instead.
Very sorry and know that was so wrong on so many levels, and I am feeling guilty about it now.