I was out with my friends on the town when i bought the first round of drinks then the next and so on. We got totally wasted i couldn't even see were i was going, i needed to dump, (taco's) so i went to the toilets, i accidentally walked into the ladies and opened one of the doors, inside was a young woman around 20 and i sat on her and started to ......... The bar man heard her screaming as well as all the others in the pub, they all came runnig to find me taking a dump on this lady. I realized what i had done and got up, the piece of crap fell out and squished into the ladies bag. She was furious and waked me with her bag, this is all happening while my dick is hanging out! I ran out of the bar and now all my mates call me sh** head.