I work for a drink distributor, restocking soda machines all over town. One of the stops on my route is my old high school. Even though I've been out of school for a few years, I still like going there and seeing old teachers and the younger brothers and sisters of people I went to school with.
So, anyway, the other day I'm wheeling my dolly into the school cafeteria to restock the machines and its lunchtime so the place is packed. Now these dollies are heavy as hell when they're loaded down but I handle them just fine usually. I guess I was kinda showing off, pulling it along behind me using just one hand. So I'm walking, saying hi to people when suddenly I slipped on a wet spot on the floor. I was able to maintain my balance but I wasn't able to keep control of the dolly. It pitched forward and the handle shot right into my pocket and gravity took over. The dolly crashed to the floor taking my shorts and boxers down with it. So there I was buck naked from the waist down in the middle of the cafeteria, and I couldn't really move. I mean I froze amidst all this laughter and applause. Actually though, there wasn't much I could do. I couldn't really turn to lift the dolly off of my pants and I didn't have the leverage to lift it from behind. One strong guy could have put an end to my humiliation, but none were coming forward.
Then one of my old teachers comes over to me. She's one of those types that every guy lusts after in school. She walks up to me with this big grin on her face and asks me if I need some help. She was so intimidating that I reflexively cupped myself with my hands as I said "yeah, I could use some help." She said she would see what she could do. She tried to lift the dolly, but couldn't. She kind of chuckled and said this doesn't seem to be working. Now it might be my imagination, but I gotta believe she could have lifted the dolly at least an inch. I think she made a conscious decision to prolong my agony.
Finally, some male teacher came over and lifted the dolly and I was able to pull my pants back up.
And if all that wasn't bad enough, I then had to do my job and refill the machines. People kept coming up to me and making crude comments and laughing at me. As I turned to leave I caught the eye of the good looking teacher, she was at a table with three other women. She was looking right at me as she said something that cracked up the other women. Needless to say, I'm not looking forward to going back to my old school next month.
It seems like everyone in town has heard about it. Yesterday I went to restock a machine at a doctor's office and one of the nurses yells out "all right, it's time for the strip tease!"
I guess this is my life for awhile...
So, anyway, the other day I'm wheeling my dolly into the school cafeteria to restock the machines and its lunchtime so the place is packed. Now these dollies are heavy as hell when they're loaded down but I handle them just fine usually. I guess I was kinda showing off, pulling it along behind me using just one hand. So I'm walking, saying hi to people when suddenly I slipped on a wet spot on the floor. I was able to maintain my balance but I wasn't able to keep control of the dolly. It pitched forward and the handle shot right into my pocket and gravity took over. The dolly crashed to the floor taking my shorts and boxers down with it. So there I was buck naked from the waist down in the middle of the cafeteria, and I couldn't really move. I mean I froze amidst all this laughter and applause. Actually though, there wasn't much I could do. I couldn't really turn to lift the dolly off of my pants and I didn't have the leverage to lift it from behind. One strong guy could have put an end to my humiliation, but none were coming forward.
Then one of my old teachers comes over to me. She's one of those types that every guy lusts after in school. She walks up to me with this big grin on her face and asks me if I need some help. She was so intimidating that I reflexively cupped myself with my hands as I said "yeah, I could use some help." She said she would see what she could do. She tried to lift the dolly, but couldn't. She kind of chuckled and said this doesn't seem to be working. Now it might be my imagination, but I gotta believe she could have lifted the dolly at least an inch. I think she made a conscious decision to prolong my agony.
Finally, some male teacher came over and lifted the dolly and I was able to pull my pants back up.
And if all that wasn't bad enough, I then had to do my job and refill the machines. People kept coming up to me and making crude comments and laughing at me. As I turned to leave I caught the eye of the good looking teacher, she was at a table with three other women. She was looking right at me as she said something that cracked up the other women. Needless to say, I'm not looking forward to going back to my old school next month.
It seems like everyone in town has heard about it. Yesterday I went to restock a machine at a doctor's office and one of the nurses yells out "all right, it's time for the strip tease!"
I guess this is my life for awhile...
