After this happened to me, I thought "well I guess I've got something to send in to Anonymous Confessions..."
I was at our neighborhood pool the other day and as I like to do I started up a conversation with some good looking girls. There were three of them standing in the shallow end talking to each other and I was standing on the pavement just outside the pool. The conversation was going pretty well when suddenly these three black guys walk up to me, one on either side and one behind me. One of them asks me how I'm doing, real nice, all smiles. Then he turns to the girls in the water and asks them, "is it true?" They look at him annoyed and ask him what he is talking about, and he asks again, "is it true?" This time one of the girls addresses him by name and says, "Robert, I don't know what your talking about and the girls turn to swim away. But just then Robert shouts HEY, loud enough to get their attention not to mention several other people's and says, "I'm asking you if its true that white boys have small dicks," and with that, the guy behind me pulled down my swim trunks as Robert and his buddy gripped my shoulders so I couldn't move. The girls just started laughing and high fiveing each other while they screamed out "it's true, it's true!!"