I have an embarrassing story about a cell phone.
I have a cell phone that is about 3 years old,it's one of the larger/heavier ones.I have a leather case that I carry it in,it can clip on a belt or in a pocket.Anyway my girlfriend fusses at me all the time about taking the phone into resteraunts.I agree that it is rude to get or even make calls while others are trying to eat,so I always turn it off anyway.A few weeks ago we ate at this steakhouse one afternoon.It's a casual place,so I wore a t shirt and some cargo shorts,and I had the phone clipped in the side pocket of my shorts.When we were leaving we met a group coming in and had to try and squeeze by them.My phone got caught on a chair my shorts ripped.I turned back to see what happened and then I really ripped them.My girlfriend starts trying to get me loose and a waitress is now trying to help,but only made it worse.I ended up falling down,leaving all but the waist band of my shorts hanging on the chair with my phone!My girlfriend shrieks,"Oh my God!" and bursts into laughter.I jump up and I'm standing there in my boxer-briefs with my face blood red!The waitress is all embarrassed and still trying to help me get my shorts loose from the chair,and everyone in the place is now standing and laughing.I was sooo embarrassed,I finally ran to the car.My girlfriend came out with my phone,what was left of the shorts and a gift certificate for a meal for two(which was nice,but I won't be going back there!).She was laughing so hard she was crying,and said,"You see why I tell you to leave that phone in the car!"

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 15, 2005 at 6:43 PM

Oh My God!That's so funny.I wish something like that would happen in a resteraunt I was at!
It could have been worse,you could have been wearing:
a-Tighty-Whities!
b-Your Girlfriend's Panties!
c-No Underwear!

Anyway,glad you shared that one!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 16, 2005 at 1:04 AM

Thats almost as bad as the dude dilevering soda to the school lunch room, might be the same guy.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 17, 2005 at 2:17 AM

You were like wearing paper pants? Never hear of pants tearing that easy, must have been a real heavy chair.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 18, 2005 at 12:33 PM

Maybe he was wearing those thin cargo shorts.I know I've torn a couple pair pretty easily.
Although I've never ripped a pair completely off.Maybe they were old and rotten!
Either way that had to be pretty embarrassing,and funny!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 18, 2005 at 12:40 PM

I think you should complain to the manufacturer of the pants for making them so cheaply that they fell apart simply because your cell phone got caught in a chair. Better yet, litigate! Perhaps your lawsuit will avert an epidemic of innocent young men being depantsed across America.

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