My husband had to go to court one morning, and did a bad thing and got dressed in the dark.
So he goes through the whole 3-hour ordeal, arguing in front of a bunch of people, saying hi how are ya to a bunch of people then walks out to his car with a friend of his who he met up with.
As my husband is getting in the car, his friend says, "Dude, you have one black shoe and one burgundy shoe on."
And my husband, being the wittiest person on the planet, says, without missing a beat, "You know, I have a pair exactly like this at home!"
Of course I would have died.
I did sort of the same thing cause I wear these thigh-high nylons. And I never buy the same color. So I go to work one day with Sandy Beige on one leg and Cinnamon on the other leg. And as I'm sitting outdoors at lunch with a co-worker, the sunlight makes it very obvious and he notices.
I wish I was as witty as my husband.
So he goes through the whole 3-hour ordeal, arguing in front of a bunch of people, saying hi how are ya to a bunch of people then walks out to his car with a friend of his who he met up with.
As my husband is getting in the car, his friend says, "Dude, you have one black shoe and one burgundy shoe on."
And my husband, being the wittiest person on the planet, says, without missing a beat, "You know, I have a pair exactly like this at home!"
Of course I would have died.
I did sort of the same thing cause I wear these thigh-high nylons. And I never buy the same color. So I go to work one day with Sandy Beige on one leg and Cinnamon on the other leg. And as I'm sitting outdoors at lunch with a co-worker, the sunlight makes it very obvious and he notices.
I wish I was as witty as my husband.
