Straight Male / 32
The other night my wife walked in on me fucking myself in the ass with her vibrator.
And? Did she yell? Laugh? Scream that you were gay? Join you and take over fucking you with her toy? Sit and watch?
Just telling us she walked in is bull shit. So what. I walked in on my daughter and her girlfriend going at it. What makes that statement interesting is when I then say I stood there and jacked off while they frigged each other. See, much more attention getting.
My wife walked in just as our neighbors big german shepherd male set his knot, I was hung like a bitch in heat, and could only listen to her ranting for about 20 minutes.