I work part time at Superwalmart. The other day a lady and her daughter were in my line. While I was processing her debit card,the daughter turned to the mom and asked"Mommy,why were you trying to eat off daddy's pee-pee last night?" The lady grabbed the girls hand and told her not right now honey. It took all I had not to laugh. With out making eye contact with me,the lady got her bags and left. The next person in line looked at me and we both started laughing.
My question is what do you tell your innocent,impressionable daughter now? I hope she doesn't go ask daddy.