A lady friend and I were in a car showroom looking at a beautiful new red Ferrari.
As she leaned inside to touch the white hide upholstery she accidentally ripped a tiny fart. Not too loud a fart, but loud enough to be heard by an approaching salesman who asked "Good morning, how may I help you madam" My very embarrassed lady friend, hoping that the salesman thought that it was me who ripped the little one replied, "Er? How much is this model please?" The salesman responded by saying "I am afraid I cannot tell you madam" "why is that?" she enquired, to which the salesman responded by saying "Well madam, if you farted just touching it, then you will surely shit yourself when you hear the price"