One year I was at my uncle's farm for Thanksgiving. It was really cold out, but he decided to give a hay-ride anyway. We all loaded on the wagon and the tractor started pulling us down the trail.

As we went, I started to feel the need to fart. I held it in, but the more we bounced the worse it got. After afew minutes I had bad cramps. I leaned to my cousin and said, "I really have to fart."

She said, "Just do it. No one will hear, we're outside." It was noisy and breezy, so I went ahead and let it rip. Biggest mistake of my life up to that point. A big glob of diarrhea blew out of my ass and splattered into my panties. Being seated, it squashed up in my butt crack.

I almost jumped up, but decided to remain seated and clean myself upo when we got back. But whereas a fart might have dissipated, this didn't, and pretty much everyone was looking around for who let such a nasty fart loose. I don't know why, but I couldn't keep my mouth shut. I said, "Sorry, I couldn't hold it."

I don't know if anyone figured out that I had actually shit my pants or just farted, but I didn't bother to find out. When we got back to the house, I jumped off and waddled to the house and took a shower. My shitty panties wound up in the garbage.