Now that you know that you can't handle the stuff, stay off it. Fuckin junkey.
serves you right, I was hoping you siad you spent the night in jail.
I think what he really wanted, was to give the stripper a blow job.
they were girls with male strippers not a guy who wanted to give a male stripper a blow job.
This story sounds a little unbelievable, but it certainly doesn't deserve the nasty comments it's gotten.
Presuming it's true, the injuries were just an accident.
You could have been drunk instead of high or just plain excited.
Don't feel guilty; you tried to show your bachelorette friend a good time.
It just didn't turn out right is all.