My friend is getting married. They are having a private wedding with just her parents and his dad in Jamaica, so we decided to have a party for her. It seemed like a fun idea to have male strippers. A friend also brought some weed. We smoked the weed before the strippers came and I got a little too relaxed and decided to do a little bump and grind with one of the guys. On my way to where he was, I tripped over my own feet, slammed into him and knocked us both into my friend's glass coffee table, shattering it. Glass flew everywhere and the guy was both cut up and knocked out. The other stripper freaked out thinking I had killed the guy. He ran outside and was hit by a passing car. No one was seriously injured, but we all ended up spending the night at the emergency room.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 12, 2005 at 3:48 PM

Now that you know that you can't handle the stuff, stay off it. Fuckin junkey.

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by Anonymous on Jul 13, 2005 at 3:50 PM

serves you right, I was hoping you siad you spent the night in jail.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 13, 2005 at 4:49 PM

I think what he really wanted, was to give the stripper a blow job.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 13, 2005 at 7:34 PM

they were girls with male strippers not a guy who wanted to give a male stripper a blow job.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 24, 2005 at 10:51 AM

This story sounds a little unbelievable, but it certainly doesn't deserve the nasty comments it's gotten.
Presuming it's true, the injuries were just an accident.
You could have been drunk instead of high or just plain excited.
Don't feel guilty; you tried to show your bachelorette friend a good time.
It just didn't turn out right is all.

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