My pretty-mouthed female coworker who is 15 years my major spent most of her morning scrutinizing my words and actions and being a complete smartass.

I understand her now. She likes it. She likes how it feels. It's what she NEEDS!

Oh, yeah. Come on, baby. Make me feel inadequate. Treat me like I'm your little problem child. Throw your harsh, tactless words at me. Berate me!

Fuck yeah, I want you. I want more of your abuse, you seductive mistress. Let's do this again during your menstrual cycle so that you'll really throw your verbal punches at me!

You turn me on. You make me hard. Oh yeah, I'll kiss your hott ass any time you need me to help you feel superior, you little minx.