I live with my family and my boyfriend. I recently gave birth to a baby boy, and I get no help whatsoever from my boyfriend in taking care of him. I work part time, I go to school full time and I take care of my child with the help of my family, and my boyfriend does very little if anything at all to help me out. He balks if I ask him to feed the baby or watch him while I do my school work. He only works 3 days of the week; the other 4 that he's home, he sleeps and sits around on his lazy ass doing nothing. I'm so fed up with him I'm ready to slit his damn throat. Talking to him about it gets me nowhere, it just goes in one ear and out the other. I'm at the point of where I'm ready to slit his goddamn throat.

So therefore I'm ready to seek some pretty nasty revenge on him and I need some ideas. I figure I'll spike his soda and toothpaste with ex-lax, and maybe fuck a few of his electronics up with some epoxy or super glue (can't wait to see the look on his face when his Playstation 2 won't work and all the games are screwed up too, same with his prized DVD collection!!). I thought about putting Nair in the shampoo, but we both use the same bottle of shampoo. Does anyone know if sandpaper can screw up a razor really good? I figure a few really nasty nicks on his face will piss him off very nicely. And any ideas as to what I can put into his aftershave that'll really make him "feel the burn"? I don't want to mess with his car because that'll just cost ME money to get it fixed since I make more than he does. Anybody else have any really good ideas of what I can pull off that's really subtle yet really good and vicious? My goal is to slowly drive him insane and make him unbearably miserable. Any suggestions would greatly be appreciated. Thanks!