It would have been more interesting if you had a pussy.
You sure are into labels, you cant buy a nice cock from abercrombie.
I'm a chick, so I find this interesting enough.
That reminds me of the time our girls jr high soccer team was on public television. This girl, Holly was running and collided with some other players and her pants and panties were pulled right off. She was in such shock that she just sat there crying until finally two coaches picked her up by each arm and walked her off the field.
The dummys didnt even try to cover her up, you just kept seeing this naked girl get closer and closer to the camera until they walked passed it
We had two public television embarassments in our family.
Four years ago I was playing baseball and we were on community access. It wasn't a school game so no one one uniforms, I was in sweats. I went out to catch a ball and I managed to jump the chain link fence...only to get caught and slide upside down from the other side. The sweats were off me and stuck to the top of the fence however still holding me up and upside down with my penis sticking right through the fence. My girl friends mom who was working at the refreshment stand came out and unhooked me and even had to push my dick through the hole. Totally embarassing.
Five years earlier my little sisters tee ball game was televised. You know how kids are...they say you have no
sense of humiliation until your older. She wet her pants and it was customerary at home to just strip down..so she did and walked right up to the home plate naked, and picked up the bat like it was nothing. The coach laughed and walked her back to restrooms until my mother attended to her.
The local public access now delays its broadcasts but they still get nervous when they see my family coming.
Id like to see that big whooper of yours!