"I try to make sure nothing comes out from now on."
How do you do that??
I was sucking my girlfriends ass the other night when she farted. My cheeks looked liked a squirrel stashing nuts. Tasted bad, too.
eeewwwwww! that should be under gross!
You were "sucking her ass", and her fart tasted bad??!!?
Funny about the cheeks, tho.
Your probably at that relationship stage where you start getting comfortable with each other, and things like that don't matter.
Just be as understanding when he rips one that will bring tears to your eyes.
if i was u i wouldnt be mortified, i know guys will laugh it off but im sure internally he felt like he was kissing a man......NASSSTTTY
Yeah, I've been with my boyfriend for a year and a half, and I've NEVER farted ANYWHERE near him, though I have burped a couple of times. It mortifies me to do things like that. He insists he doesn't mind....I still refuse to do it. He always knows when I need to pee, but that doesn't bother me, because pee doesn't really smell, particularly since its not like follows me in the bathroom
Don't be too embarrased .. one night not long after my then fiance & i moved in together for the first time i decided to put on my sexy new lingerie & stiletto heels & give him a show .. well ..... he was sitting on the sofa & i started doing a striptease infront of him as he sat there .. all was -
going real well untii , i got to the bit where i turned around & bent over to give him a good view of my arse , just as i entered my bend i let a whopping big one out of nowhere straight in his face - at close range LOL ! Kind of killed the mood to say the least .. i nearly died of embarrassment !
going real well untii , i got to the bit where i turned around & bent over to give him a good view of my arse , just as i entered my bend i let a whopping big one out of nowhere straight in his face - at close range LOL ! Kind of killed the mood to say the least .. i nearly died of embarrassment !