On my date with my boyfriend the other night, we were walking along the water just talking and enjoying our time together. We stopped for a moment and decided to kiss each other. Well as he goes to kiss me....I suddenly just let out this massive FART without even feeling it coming. He started cracking up, he thought it was so funny. I felt so embarrassed though. That is the first time he has ever been around me when something unusual happens. I try to make sure nothing comes out from now on, but I guess he doesn't mind.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 12, 2005 at 1:52 PM

"I try to make sure nothing comes out from now on."

How do you do that??

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 14, 2005 at 11:12 AM

I was sucking my girlfriends ass the other night when she farted. My cheeks looked liked a squirrel stashing nuts. Tasted bad, too.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 15, 2005 at 7:02 AM

eeewwwwww! that should be under gross!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 15, 2005 at 2:42 PM

You were "sucking her ass", and her fart tasted bad??!!?
Funny about the cheeks, tho.

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by Anonymous on Aug 16, 2005 at 10:23 AM

Your probably at that relationship stage where you start getting comfortable with each other, and things like that don't matter.
Just be as understanding when he rips one that will bring tears to your eyes.

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by Anonymous on Sep 11, 2005 at 12:14 PM

if i was u i wouldnt be mortified, i know guys will laugh it off but im sure internally he felt like he was kissing a man......NASSSTTTY

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by Anonymous on Oct 22, 2012 at 3:12 PM

Yeah, I've been with my boyfriend for a year and a half, and I've NEVER farted ANYWHERE near him, though I have burped a couple of times. It mortifies me to do things like that. He insists he doesn't mind....I still refuse to do it. He always knows when I need to pee, but that doesn't bother me, because pee doesn't really smell, particularly since its not like follows me in the bathroom

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by Anonymous on Dec 22, 2012 at 7:08 AM

Don't be too embarrased .. one night not long after my then fiance & i moved in together for the first time i decided to put on my sexy new lingerie & stiletto heels & give him a show .. well ..... he was sitting on the sofa & i started doing a striptease infront of him as he sat there .. all was -

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by Anonymous on Dec 22, 2012 at 7:14 AM

going real well untii , i got to the bit where i turned around & bent over to give him a good view of my arse , just as i entered my bend i let a whopping big one out of nowhere straight in his face - at close range LOL ! Kind of killed the mood to say the least .. i nearly died of embarrassment !

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by Anonymous on Dec 22, 2012 at 7:14 AM

going real well untii , i got to the bit where i turned around & bent over to give him a good view of my arse , just as i entered my bend i let a whopping big one out of nowhere straight in his face - at close range LOL ! Kind of killed the mood to say the least .. i nearly died of embarrassment !

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