I was dreaming that I was at school in the hallway totally like naked and everyone was laughing at me including the girl who I have a big crush on. All the girls were all laughing and pointing at my genitals, making jokes about them like saying how so and so was way bigger or there kid brothers were bigger.

Then I woke up and I realized it wasnt a dream at all. I had been goofing around after basketball practice after taking a shower, still naked. We were goofing around making passes and catching passes in mid air and slam dunking them into the trash can next to the locker room door. Only when I jumped up to catch a pass, as I came down, I twisted my ankle, lost my balance and banged my head against the locker room door. Knocked out cold, my weight pushed the door open and I landed out in the hall face up and totally nude just as the final bell rang. So totally embarassing.