It was Sunday afer church. We stopped by the house to get Rex, my black Lab to go to Petsmart. I took him to the machine to get a new dog tag made.I was watching the engraving, not noticing Rex took a huge crap behid me. I stepped backwards, and slid on it. Not only did I hit my head on the floor, but landed directly in the poop. It was all over my white shirt. Dad made me put my shirt in a plastic bag for the ride home. A couple of people at the check out lanes laughed.

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by Anonymous on Sep 12, 2005 at 6:06 PM

Hope you were at least wearing a bra when you took off your blouse.

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by Anonymous on Sep 12, 2005 at 7:05 PM

That was the worst thing about it! I had just come out of the shower when my dad called for me to go to the store. So I just threw on a top without putting on my bra. I whispered to him that I wasn't wearing one, but he thought it was a good time to teach me a lesson. I ended up flashing this one guy clerk when I took off my top then quickly covered my arms across my breasts. I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 12, 2005 at 7:23 PM

Haha, you're obviously somebody else.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 12, 2005 at 7:37 PM

yea right...your dad made u take your shirt off when u didnt have a bra on...

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 12, 2005 at 7:41 PM

i thought you went directly from church...so why did your dad tell u to get out of the shower right before going to the store...?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 12, 2005 at 7:49 PM

Yeah. Somebody's lying.

Still, her old man still embarrassed her by making her take her shirt off in the store, bra or no bra.

That's so stupid. Just get a clerk and say 'Clean up on aisle four'.

Oh, what the hell. She probably doesn't have much of a pair of knockers anyway.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 12, 2005 at 8:44 PM

Okay. No girl's dad would make her take her shirt off in a store like that.. unless he was some kind of sick pervert. Second, who would do it even if you were told to?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2005 at 6:06 AM

You're not very tuned into your dog, if you don't know when he has to go potty.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2005 at 9:58 AM

Hey, I posted this yesterday. I'm male, 17. Some bitch decided to claim this as her post. Not so.

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by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2005 at 5:35 PM

Don't call me a bitch, you f****** bastard! It's my post! This happened last year at the Petsmart on Wadsworth. We had gone to church that morning then to our Easter picnic. I got all sweaty playing. When we went home, I took a shower. Then my dad called me to say he wanted to take Rex to Petsmart. So I threw on a top real quick without putting on my bra. When Rex did his business, my Dad made me take off my top in the store so he could clean up the poop because he was too embarrassed to call anyone. When I whispered to him that I wasn't wearing a bra, he thought it a good opportunity to teach me a lesson. A (female) friend of my mom's had noticed that I wasn't wearing a bra one day a few weeks before when I was working as a bagger at the Albertsons on Colfax and told her. My dad and I then had a big argument about it. Worst thing was that cute clerk seeing me topless, if but for a few seconds. A couple weeks later he came into my store. I pretended not to notice him but I'm sure he saw me. I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life. My dad and I had another big argument after we got home. I moved out this year and got my own place. AB

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by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2005 at 5:39 PM

My boobs are very nice and are 34Cs, not that you'll ever see them, you sick bastard! AB

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 14, 2005 at 1:28 PM

OK, I'm sorry already. You're right. It was your post. I just thought it was funny and tried to say I was a male and it was mine. I shouldn't have called you a bitch. Let's drop it now, OK? Where do you go to school? You sound like a cool girl.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 18, 2005 at 11:52 AM

Well, LA-DE-DAA!!

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