My former phony friend, the Karaoke Cunt. KC for short. or KayCee, or Casey. Whatever, Blonde bimbo you are. I know you stalk me. Yeah, I masturbate to you. Or at least I used to. Well, sometimes I still do and yeah, I like it. You are such a despicable person. Not many people like you. No wonder.

When I first me you I thought there was something weird about you. I tried to stay your friend all those years because I felt kind of sorry for you. Yeah, I thought you were a hottie and masturbated to you a lot. Ok, I admit I still do sometimes. Then the true you showed through. Maybe i used some poor judgment or did something rude, but I never tried to mess with your livelihood or do anything to affect your family. You, on the other hand, are truly an asshole. Pretty, sexy, talented, and a pathetic excuse for a human being ( my lawyer's observation, unprompted by me). No wonder you live alone.