I am a married man who recently has become bored with "normal" sex. I find that to be truly satisfied, I have to do it for my self, while masturbating. I almost always do it in the bath tub. I take long baths that give me plenty of time and do not raise suspicion.

I have been inserting things into my ass for a long time, sometimes really large things. I love the feel of my ass stretching. I use shampoo bottles, large ones. I like to rub my prostate to make myself cum. Then I eat it, I actually love the taste.

Lately, I started to pee on my own face. I haven't got the nerve to open my mouth yet, but I'm going to soon.