I was invited to my cousin's 14th birthday party when I was 12. It was a pool party and I guess I shouldnt have been surprised, but there were only girls there, about 9, and a few of their moms.

I didnt know we were going to be allowed to go swimming, so I didn't bring my suit. My cousin suggested that I just go swimming in my underwear, telling me that its just like wearing a swim suit, everything's covered that should be covered. Her girlfriends were all saying things, 'Yeah, don't be a baby.' 'What's the big deal?' 'They cover everything' 'We're wearing bikinis, so what?' Stuff like that.

So trying to act like older than I was, I said okay and stripped down to just my white briefs. I didn't notice (but heard about it after) how the girls were all trying to keep from laughing until I took that first plunge into the pool and then exited in front of them, totally unware of the fact that my briefs were now totally transparent. I was like that for probably a good hour, unknowingly putting on a show for them.

Until two of the moms saw me and starting laughing. They were in their early 30s and took me aside and explained that I was practically skinny dipping. I was horrified. Then my cousins mom suggested I put on a pair of her daughters bikini bottoms instead.

I couldn't figure out how to tie the strings, so two of the moms took me aside in the pool house and told me I had them on backwards. Then the only string that was tied untied and the front of the bikini bottoms dropped, exposing my pretty much hairless balls and penis.

The two women couldn't help but laugh as I tried to quickly take off the bikinis and put them on right, dropping them in the process.

One of the picked them up and I stood there naked not realizing that my cousins friend, Casandra, had walked in the room. She saw me totally naked!

As one of the women was attractive and wearing a bikini, I had gotten hard. But my two inch pecker wasnt very impressive.

I heard one of the whisper to the other, 'Isnt that little thing so cute?'

Casandra heard that and started laughing. Thats when we all noticed her. She told all the other girls.

By the time I was in the bikini bottoms and back out swimming, they werent on for long, as the girls made sure to pull on the strings and then played keep away until they all saw me naked.

So embarrassing!

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by Anonymous on Sep 30, 2005 at 11:20 PM

Poor baby.

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by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2005 at 7:48 PM

Then, to really top it off, last year the mom who made the comment about my small penis came into the nursery story I work at. I was flirting with this really cute cashier, Annette, that I work with and was just about to ask her out when Mrs. Andrews came up to the register to check out.

'Allen? Is that you. I almost didn't recognize you with your clothes on'

I could have died on the spot! Annette started laughing, asking, 'What! You've seen him naked?'

The Mrs. Andrews tells her an abbreviated version of the story, that I wanted to go swimming so bad, but all they had for me to wear was a pair of girl's bikini bottoms and that I needed help from her to get them on!

Needless to say, any chance of me going out with Annette was burned to a crisp by that!

By the next day, several other female coworkers of mine were told about what had happened to me by Annette.

So embarrassing!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 2, 2005 at 6:19 PM

WTF!!!!!!

Jodi, is that you that posted all that about Annette?

WTF!!!!!!

Don't go giving personal details about what happened to me!

Bitch!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 4, 2005 at 5:28 PM

Don't you <b>EVER EVER EVER</b> call me a 'bitch' again!

I just hope Annette enjoyed the copies of several photos left for her quite anonymously in a sealed envelope this afternoon at her checkstand just before she returned from her break. Judging from her reaction from afar, she seemed unable to stop from laughing for quite some time. Same with Michelle and Lynette. Funny how girls just love to share photos with each other, wouldn't you say?

Or did you forget about those photos of you that Mary Ellen took that day? Next time, Allen, if you want to wear a girl's bikini to go swimming, learn how to tie the strings on the bikini bottom so you don't keep exposing that tiny, little floppy drive of yours. And, just an observation, I've seen golf BALLS with more hair on them.

One thing's for sure, you are going to have quite an interesting day at work tomorrow. Quite interesting, yes, indeedee.

<b>Payback's a bitch, ain't it?</b>

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 14, 2005 at 10:28 PM

Hey, why not post his pics up here and really fuck him good? Beth

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