When I was in my forties I ripped off two prostitutes. I was just preparing to move out of my apartment and the only thing left was the landlord's furniture and a handful of worthless items to make it looked like I still lived there. I called up a pair of hookers that advertised on the internet as a two for one deal. They charged $1000 for an overnight with the pair. So the next morning when they both got into the shower together I noticed they left their purses and clothes in my bedroom so I went through their purses and retrieved my $1000 and figured what the hell. I put on my clothes, grabbed their purses and clothes and got in my car and drove to my new apartment 60 miles away. When I got to my new place I went through their purses some more and found they had another $7200 and some drugs and other personal stuff, their driver's licenses, ss cards, one had a student ID and a stack of credit cards. I went out and bought a new computer, big screen TV and home theatre and a ton of software. Then I tossed the cards. All in all I got about twelve grand in cash and stuff. They never reported the thefts. What were they going to do? Report that their John ripped them off? Oh and of course I got a nice night of fun.

Three other times after that I ripped off hookers at hotel rooms. I pay up front, they go into the shower and while they are in the shower I take their money and check out. That first time was the best though by far. The worst I made $150 after the cost of the motel room. You'd be surprised how few motel managers look carefully at out of state licenses.