I'm male, like having somebodys dick between my legs now and then, but havn't had one for a while. I work the midnight shift at a large elec power plant on the security force. Yesterday being saturday we were short handed and I had to stay over till noon and weigh some trucks. They were slow coming in, I had a guy on guy mag, and was horny as hell, the third one out pulled over after weighing, got out and was checking his truck. All of a sudden he walked in, saw the mag, and asked if I liked that sort of stuff. I said yeah, I will take a dick sometimes, but havn't had one in a while, he laughed and said well, this could be your lucky day, if you've got time. Weighed in another truck, and he got down to bussness, a truck was pulling onto the scales while this guy was just putting the fire out. He saw the guy pull out and step back into the shitter, he was sitting higher than the window and could see that I still had my uniform trousers and undies down, he said you fucking queer bastard, you just got fucked didn't you. He said he was going to report it, I hoped he didn't because it was embarrassing enough being caught without having to explain anything to the supervisor. But one thing was for sure, I wasn't horny any more.