I would have loved to be there next to you when you were peeing. That's very sexy.
You know, I honestly believe your story, but I could never understand how some people let it get so bad they start to pee themselves? Before I could even let it get to that point, I start getting lower stomach pains and I start to feel a slight headache and loose consentration. Well to each his own I guess.
Ok you said you had to pee. Then instead of saying how you were doing your best to hold it you brought up an entirely different issue; that of holding in your back door gas, which you then never made anymore mention of.
Always a good thing to proof read before posting.