I stopped at a fast food place on the way to work today to use the bathroom. It was in kind of a seedy neighbor. The bathroom was a one-holer.

I have had this weird urge before, but after taking a piss, I found myself fixated on the toilet seat scratched with graffiti and the obviously uncleaned toilet rim. Both were filthy. The next thing I know, I am on my knees licking the toilet seat. I licked every inch of it. When I was done, I lifted the seat and licked the rim. Every disgusting inch of it, including the inside of it. My cock was throbbing at this point, so after I had licked everything clean, I sat on the toilet and jerked off.

I had a weird metallic taste in my mouth all day, and I couldn't stop thinking about what I'd done. On the way home, I stopped at a grocery store that I knew to have a one-holer bathroom and repeated the act, this time licking the floor around the toilet.

This is so weird that it's disturbing, and the worst part is that I already know where I'm going next.