Hi. My name's Wil. Last halloween we wore costumes. I was a ghost, just a stupid old white bedsheet with holes it in. My friend dared me to go nude underneath for 10 bucks. Hey, 10 bucks is 10 bucks so I did it.

But when she told her friend I was naked, they planned revenge on me because the previous year I snuck into the girls bathroom (even though I didnt see anyone).

After first bell, some older girls made my sheet get stepped on by accident (on purpose really) and I was totally nude in the hall in front of everyone, including probably two hundred girls, some with cameras.

I'm really small down there and that was the first time my girlfriend saw me naked. Now all the girls call me Wee Whittle Willy. It sucks!