The other morning I literally Farted so hard I startled myself awake and instantly ran to the bathroom totally naked barely making it to the toilet in time because I desperately needed to go Pee. What a way to start a morning. I sat there for several minutes Farting loudly and peeing for what seemed to be a endless period of time. I work from my home office as a virtual csr so I prefer not to get dressed since there is no point in doing so because its just me. I finally finished going pee....or so I though anyway and I Farted some more while I wiped myself and walked into my kitchen still Naked to start making my coffee.

I was barely more then half awake yet and not really alert completely and not even feeling it coming, I suddenly started Peeing again down my legs onto the wood floor making a huge mess. I didn't know I even had to pee any more since I just came out of the bathroom but It was gushing down my legs so fast I was helpless to stop it. Several minutes later the coffee machine finished but I still wasn't finished peeing just yet. So I squatted down and opened my legs wide and tried to push it out but it only made Fart more and Pee even longer then I already had. Then eventually it slowed down and with a few more loud Farts it stopped. I quickly cleaned up my mess and wiped myself off then grabbed my coffee and went into my office and sat in my leather office chair to begin my work for the day.

After drinking some coffee I was finally awake and ready to start taking calls. About a couple minutes into my first call though, I was typing on the computer and trying to help a customer on the phone when I started Peeing again in my chair and all over the floor protector and the Farts started coming out again too every few seconds. Try as I might it was no use, I just could not control my flow no matter how hard I tried so I just relaxed and let it gush out noisily. I fought hard to maintain my focus while on the call but the relief of my pee gushing out while farting at the same time felt so good. I finished peeing just in time end the call and I let out one Explosively Long Fart I'd been trying to hold the whole time. The Fart came out so powerfully and loud I accidentally Pooped in my chair. I quickly cleaned up my mess and wiped myself again then went back to my office to take some more calls.

Somehow just like clockwork though, the moment my butt hit the leather chair I started Peeing again just as I answered another call. I knew I couldn't do anything about it so I just sat there and Peed loudly while on the phone with another customer for another several minutes. This pattern repeated itself pretty much my entire day. I don't think there was a single call where I didn't pee the whole time. Rather interesting day to say the least. I kind of liked it though so I decided I'm going to work naked all day every day in my home office and If I go pee then I go pee.