i was partying at a gf's last night and when things got sexual she told me she was going to make me a bitch for rover. i stared at her like WTF are you saying, but she just started laughing and reached in her drawer and pulled out the oddest looking dong i have ever seen. she told me it was a dog cock and that she was going to use it on me, so i would be a rover bitch too. we were fairly wasted and we both just burst out laughing. she really did use it on me, and all i can say is WOW! i want one too.

ever since i woke today i've had the most wonderful dirty girl feeling and i keep wondering if it would be as good to do rover in person. i really enjoyed the dong, so the real thing must be fantastic. i don't know if she's ever done it with a rover before, but i am going to find out and get in on it if i can.