It's kind of funny to think about it, but when my boyfriend and I got into a huge argument the other day, because I hadn't been feeling good for a couple of days, and we hadn't had sex, his biggest complaint was "He's a guy, and he has needs". I told him that he needed to stop saying stuff like that, and stop being so damn lame. I told him he wouldn't die without it, and we'd get around to going at it when I felt better, and he could just deal with it, or take care of it himself.

He got all pissed off and told me I should be thankful I'm with him, because he's the best fuck I'm ever going to have in my life. I really wanted to look at him and say "No. That's not really true. The best fuck I had in my life was when I was 15, and I let my best friend Karey's dad take my v-card in her basement one night when she was sleeping and he fucked me for almost two hours on the den floor"

It really sucks I can't do that. I met him at college, and we've come home to my house a couple of times. We live about 3 hours away, so when he comes to visit me during breaks, he always drives on his own. He lives in the opposite direction. But he's met almost all of my HS friends I've kept in touch with, and I've met most of his. They are pretty cool actually, but him knowing my friend Karey, and having met her family, I figure it'd be kind of awkward to have him hanging at the house, knowing that I'd let her dad bang me in the den while she was sleeping during our freshman year of high school.

All of my friends complain and bitch their first time having sex was horrible, it sucked, the guy lasted like 20 seconds, and it was over and done. I can honestly say that when I finally got the courage to let her dad do it, his first time, yeah, he was using a condom, and it probably lasted about 3 minutes after he did oral on me, and fingered me, and I stroked his dick for a couple of seconds.

But when he convinced me that we could do it another time after he checked to make sure Karey was still awake, he came down, it took him a few minutes to get going, and honestly we ended up doing stuff for almost an hour. The second time having sex, when we were actually "doing it" he went for almost a half hour. My boyfriend, top end lasts about 15 minutes. It's not "bad" but he's by no means the best lay on the planet.

Yeah. Figure that one out. "Hey, you're good, but I had the best sex of my life when I was 15, and fucking a guy 20 years older than me. Top that one asshole"

It would be an awesome fight conversation :)

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by Anonymous on Mar 7, 2015 at 2:54 PM

Yeah that'd definitely shut him up. Probably would also make him feel insecure though, as well as what you said about him knowing the guy in question.

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