by Anonymous on Apr 22, 2015 at 12:50 PM

A
DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

The
wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a
very attractive young woman.

And
she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this
to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just
a minute love, so at least I can tell you what
happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last
words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I
was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a
lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let
her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three
days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up
the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in
moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a
shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full
of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes,
I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear
because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the
underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I
don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister
gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated
those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone
at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick
breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that
as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and
said,


'Please .... Do you have anything else that your
wife doesn't use?


A
DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

The
wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a
very attractive young woman.

And
she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this
to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just
a minute love, so at least I can tell you what
happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last
words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I
was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a
lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let
her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three
days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up
the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in
moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a
shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full
of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes,
I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear
because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the
underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I
don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister
gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated
those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone
at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick
breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that
as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and
said,


'Please .... Do you have anything else that your
wife doesn't use?