About three months ago I was on the tube (Londoner) and got yelled at by a real manky woman for having an erection... Which I did, but she thought it was over her, when it was actually about a woman near her who had slipped a foot out of her trainers... Who I think knew, and had been cool with it.

Man I had to jump outta that carriage real fast at the next stop, no shame about the erection, just that people thought I fancied the fugly !