I am not going to give you my name or tell you where I live. But one of the most embarrassing moments in my life was when I was 5. I had apparently become constipated, and one day while my parents had company, my mom picked me up, and began to carry me out of the living room. As we were almost out of the room, she turned and announced to the whole room that she wasn't trying to be rude by leaving the room, but she was going to give me an enema. I wasn't sure what an enema was at that age, but when we got to the bedroom I quickly found out. Now comes the embarrassing part, she gave it to me with the bedroom door wide open, and anyone who happened to be looking in the direction of the bedroom saw everything. And a couple of times other people beside my parents entered the room and one even offered to help her, thank God she said no.