Need to say it to someone.
My dad got me hooked on veggies.
My father had caught me in the beginning of high school playing with my clit in my room. He chuckled and went about his way.

Later I approached him after he had a few glasses of wine and asked him if he would be willing to buy me a dildo to play with, without my self righteous bible thumping step mother knowing. He chuckled briefly and said if I was really that much in need to grab one of his condoms out of the box in his drawer and grab a vegetable. Even though I know he was sarcastically joking, I thought about awhile and for some reason it got me wet. I started out small but loved the feeling so much I started snatching veggies left and right.
Apparently my devil step mother noticed veggies were disappearing and asked my father when we were in the living room together watching TV. He briefly looked at me and then said he had been snacking lately and throwing out ones that he thought were turning bad. My mother smiled at the thought of my dad eating healthier and said she would start buying more, more frequently. Dad just looked at me a smiled.
After that my father and I talked about it, laughed and he kept my secret. My dad is the best. He did on multiple occasions after that take me to get a few toys, but the taboo of veggies stretching me is too great to pass up.

Thanks dad!